Crazy Robots

Sunday

2008-03-06T23:25:00.003-05:00

Today, one Crazy Robot Sunday! Big demonstration crazy
robots! Mr. James and Ms. Jenni say happy Crazy robot will
make big and popular!

We have many children, one two with parent, mother, father
maybe. Some even with no children, but one two Grandparent.
All gathering in big parking lot out back to see Crazy Robot Driver
in big truck. Mr. Antoine make fix it to drive correct. It goes left,
right, straight at crowd!

Mr. Dorian shouts many things for help!

Jasper laughing, I laughing too. We chase robot truck, shouting
"No no Robot man, no!"

Later, sell many many robots out back of truck. Police come,
demand to see who we are. Why are we selling many robot out
of truck?

Mr. Antoine makes big noise, Mr. James runs.
Police man laugh at Happy Crazy Robot. Then it grabs his arm in
pinchers and bites!

Uh oh. Police man happyness all gone.

We go in big truck to police station explain everything. Except
where is Mr. James?

Uh oh!

Funny crazy happy times at Crazy Robot Delivery!

We deliver robot to you!

Fun and honor too!

- BuckBuck - Crazy Robot Attorney at law

Friday

2008-03-06T23:24:00.004-05:00

MUCH IMPORTANT SERVICE CLARIFICATION PAGE!!

PLEASE YOU READ!!!

Crazy Happy Robot Directions Correction Page

I think that what the instructions [the direction] where
modification page we are included to the newest funny happy
robot understand was difficult regrettably!

There are several modifications here:

Page 1:
In order that 1 that the plug of the battery moved the letter
called far A into the ditch always attaches the hole to 2 that plugs
the plug and do not connect it did 3 clauses to your glad funny
case included that the robot comes with the ditch without
forgetting.

Section L:
Happy robot Gomi of the operation please arm, when I recall that
the 3rd arm is plastic wind upward. It is not the arm for that
that uses other items [merchandise].

21:
It recalls depressed that that it is glad funny that the robot song
continues at the later time in the case that 2 pieces are a button
when funny robot One is on a robot and it is glad that the
playback crazy robot song is chosen to the 3c clause.

Appendix 7c:
Doing the complete life [the life] from the battery pack store
straight in the place of cool temperance it is to never get wet.
Only as it is directed it uses it. Please do not leave it to the plug
in the middle precisely to set to control mechanism in the back.

- BuckBuck - Senior Phone Technician

Saturday

2008-03-06T23:24:00.003-05:00

Is crazy! Is robot! Is Crazy Robot Delivery Service!

Many stories I have to tell you of delivery of yesterday! Is crazy!
And make do with robots!

Antoine make Big Robot to help delivery service! Big Robot drive
delivery truck! Big Robot special program to make turn and stop
at will!

We load Crazy Robots on truck for many happy delivery services!
Big Robot drive truck for us! Mr. Paco sit in front, I and BuckBuck
in back to make many delivery!

Antoine do everything right with wiring of Big Robot except
enable him to see! Big Robot go through stop sign and then red
light! He crash into city bus! Mr. Paco go through windshield!
Crazy Robots fall out of back of truck, and big jolt start them up!
They walk through on city street, making excessive havoc with
each step they go! BuckBuck and I try round up Crazy Robots,
but too many! They crash through plate glass window of stores!
Chase people around on street! Is many clearly riotous funny
scenes, to be sure!

Can you see funny funny things? To be sure!!!

- Jasper, Robot Wrangler

Thursday

2008-03-06T23:22:00.001-05:00

Hey, Joe, you want Crazy Robot? Hey, Joe, you come to Crazy
Robot factory and we sell you Crazy Robot! Hey, Joe, you want
Crazy Robot delivered to your front of house? Hey, Joe, we
deliver Crazy Robot to your house!

We at Crazy Robot Delivery Service deliver our Crazy Robots
direct to your house! How crazy is that?!?!

Crazy crazy crazy, Joe, that’s how crazy it is!

Mr. Paco deliver Crazy Robot himself today, and adventures that
he got into fun cannot explain!! Many crazy hours spent with
various wires and battery packs to get Crazy Robot up and
running! And then Crazy Robot, he does not comply with Mr.
Paco’s directives! He destroy China doll collection of woman
whose house he delivered to! Mr. Paco have to chase Crazy
Robot through house, he breaking every China doll in sight!
Many funny sites are viewed at that!

Crazy Robot chase Mr. Paco through house, we chase Crazy
Robot, saying “Stop, Crazy Robot, stop chasing Mr. Paco and
breaking China dolls!!! We beg of you!!!!” Mr. Paco screaming
when Crazy Robot catch him and mangle him in his Crazy Robot
claws for hands! We take battery pack out of Crazy Robot and he
stop moving and let Mr. Paco drop to floor! Mr. Paco weeping
and somewhat bloody! Much fun!

More tomorrow!

- Jasper, Service Delivery Technician

Wednesday

2008-03-06T23:21:00.001-05:00

Todaywe make delivery of 100 Crazy Robots!!! These makeeveryone happy in stores and homes and places of business too! We took one batch to go to the Mall and turn them all on so theymarching up and down and Crazy Robots Everywhere!Ms. Jenni says Crazy Robot hot stuff!

I like Crazy Happy Robot. He is happiest! I go with big smile allaround shopping Mall so little kids screaming and wanting onefrom Mother, Father too.One little boy chasing Happy Crazy Robot and fall downescalator! He scream loudest want Big Crazy Happy Robot morethan ever with bloody nose, too!Is best time to work here at Crazy Robot Delivery! We bring
smiles everyone who gets one!

- BuckBuck - Chief Delivery System Analyst

Tuesday

2008-03-06T23:18:00.001-05:00

It has been huge week at Crazy Robot Delivery Service! It is
crazy delivering all of these Crazy Robots to our many crazy
customers! I deliver Crazy Robot to Mrs. Winters and she start
crying, all happy that Crazy Robot is now in her service!

Mr. Dorian and Mr. Antoine keep the Crazy Robot staff humming
along! Mr. Antoine responsible for designing Crazy Robots, and
Mr. Dorian make sure all happy workers help build many Crazy
Robots! Mr. James is head foreman in building Crazy Robots, and
his helpers are Mr. Paco, Miss Jenni, Mr. BuckBuck, and me, Mr.
Jasper! We have many crazy hours at work building Crazy
Robots!

Many highly comical and hilarious things happen at our place of
working while the Crazy Robots are being built! Many deliveries
of Crazy Robots ensue, and numerous funny escapades too
numerous to detail now occur!

Please come back tomorrow for more highly comical stories of
Crazy Robot Delivery Service!

- Jasper, Service Delivery Technician